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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny dancer
    Count the headlights on the highway
    Lay me down in sheets of linen
    Had a busy day today.

    The Misheard: Hold me coser Tony Danza
    Count the headlice on the highway
    Baby darlin' she's a lemon
    Had a busy day today

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today

    The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza, can't the headlines run the highway, lay me down and she's so blinded, you've had a busy day today

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